Lesbian Bondage IS Family Values!

Hee hee hee. Personally, I have no problem with going to a fancy S&M strip club. Furthermore, if I had an expense account that wouldn’t think twice about allowing me to run up over $2000 at said club, I’d probably go for that too. Team building? Morale boosting? I’m sure I’d think of something. But between toe taps in airports, diapers and prostitutes, mistresses in Argentina, and illicit love children with your black teenage maid, it seems the GOP is bound(ha!) and determined to stretch the meaning of ‘Family Values’ into uncharted territory.

These people are just inane. If you would quit harping on other peoples’ sex lives so much, we wouldn’t make as much fun of you when you get busted doing exactly the opposite of what you preach. Not that the MSM will treat this story with the same aplomb and candor as Eric Massa or John Edwards, but one could hope that stuffing (hundred?) dollar bills in a leather g-string might be enough for at least a cursory mocking. Maybe they were just there making sure none of the lovely young ladies were planning on having any abortions?

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