Suck It, Dick.

So, Mr. Cheney, it seems your fear-mongering talking points aren’t exactly borne out by those in a position to know. I can imagine that you’ll get some face-time soon at your favorite media mouthpiece in order to rebut experts and tell us that you know better and torture is just fine and dandy. Considering how popular you were when you left office (‘in disgrace’ is probably the right way to put it) however, I don’t think you’ll be winning any converts. Fortunately for the country, your influence is restricted to your bat-shit daughter and the the good ol’ PNAC crowd. Ok, maybe the Teabaggers too. They love torturing them some brown people!

Maybe you could go on $arah Palin’s new show! She’s super folksy and totally speaks to Real America™, so you’d be completely at home. Of course, she’s only using canned interviews so you’d have to suggest a ‘greatest hits’ compilation for her to air in lieu of an actual chat. Personally, my favorite is when you told us how we’d be greeted like liberators in Iraq. Boy we sure were, weren’t we?

Aren’t you supposed to be having another heart attack treated by socialist health care by now? Just think, another one and you’ll have as many heart attacks as deferments you got to keep you from serving in the Vietnam War! Bully for you!

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