Jon Stewart Must Read Rottenart

How else would he know just how big an asshole Tom Coburn is? I mean, holding up our nation’s food safety and now denying aid to Haiti? It’s no wonder people have such a low opinion of Oklahoma in other parts of the country. All you need to do is listen to the people we choose to represent us.

Oklahoma’s inanity and apathy regarding our senators aside, this simply doesn’t make sense from a financial standpoint. Much like the food safety bill, Coburn opposes a paltry amount of money in context and, in the process, cuts off the nose to spite the face. As Stewart makes clear,  Coburn is worried about one half of one percent of the total amount being wasted. I for one would like to see a full listing of Sen. Coburn’s expenses on capitol hill. I betcha there’s more than 0.05% waste there. To top it all off,  his ludicrous stand is wrapped in a healthy dose of hypocrisy because he has no problem with a $700 billion deficit hike to protect tax cuts for the nation’s richest 2%.

What the hell is wrong with this moron? Did he accidentally eat his copy of the Hippocratic Oath because it would save on paper cost? If I believed there was a Democrat in OK that had the cajones to stand up to Dr. No, than this would make an excellent campaign issue in 2012. Alas, all I can reasonably hope for is some sort of karmic retribution involving a speculum.

I shan’t elaborate on the ways of the universe; I’ll leave it to your imagination. In the meantime, if you’re so inclined, why not send Dr. Tom a little note to ask him why he’s such a hypocritical asshole?


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