God Bless Us, Everyone! Except You, Ignorant Heathen.

Well, I’m not sure if this is a joke or not. I’m fairly certain it’s not because the earnestness of insanity doesn’t surprise me. However, even if it is just snark,  I wonder how many of Christ’s “followers” are praying fervently at night, hoping for just such a Dear Leader? Really, the question is: what would such a benevolent leader look like to the Christian fringe? Sarah Palin? Pat Robertson? Big Bird? If you really want to give yourself a headache, just imagine what sort of questionnaire you’d have to fill in to determine an acceptable level of virtuousness. Are you dark-skinned? Did your ancestors kill the Son of God? Do you regularly engage in sweet, evil buttsex?

I, for one, welcome our new Christianist overlords. It will make storming the barricades so much more satisfying.

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One Response to “God Bless Us, Everyone! Except You, Ignorant Heathen.”

  1. humanitarikim Says:

    “I, for one, welcome our new Christianist overlords. It will make storming the barricades so much more satisfying.”

    Great line…

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